Christmas Tequila Cookies:

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, taste the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest
quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on the
electric mixer. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one
teaspoon sugar. Beat again.


At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another
4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and
add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging
fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.


Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner.


Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas.

You've got me there!

Patty,
That sounds like a familiar Christmas party recipie we love-- we just call it shooters--and use Two Fingers Gold instead of Jose--- can't wait for Christmas!

Skeet

Skeet, Really? I don't know if this is a real recipe or not -- I just like the directions!
I laughed out loud 1st 3 times I read it.

Yum, do you suppose it would be OK to use Lime juice! Thanks for the early morning laugh Patty!

Hi Patty, The directions are the most important part! Ingredients can vary!---

I Loved it! Skeet