This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a man in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with his face up next to his rear view mirror shaving with a electric shaver. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back he was halfway over in my lane, still working on shaving.
As a woman, I don't scare easily. But he scared me so much; I dropped my curling brush, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned me, ruined the d@mn phone, soaked my skirt, and disconnected an important call.
D@mn men drivers!

That is why they call you Danica Patty. - Millet

What does Danica mean?

It's a compliment. A phenom girl race driver.
http://www.danicaracing.com/

Duh, I should've known...I watched her race - forgot her name. LOL

All this with a broken arm? That was a brave man!-- LOL

Skeet

Joe, thanks for the DANICA PATRICK web site. If more Formula One race drivers look like DANICA PATRICK, racing would be more popular then the NFL, MLB and the NBA combined. - Millet

Millet, I hate to correct you, but I always hear that NASCAR is more popular than NFL & NBA etc.

Well, not sure what happens to these gals when the first start they go great guns and then seem to fizzle. 15 of them in Nascar in the past, I am a big Motorsport fan and I keep waiting for the one that will prove her point. I thought at one time IRL drivers Sarah Fisher, and Danika had something to say but not yet and now Erin Crocker (Nascar) is coming on board for Ray Evernham so we will see what happens. I am so looking forward to February when the season starts again and Dec 23 cause the days start to get longer YIPPEE!