Citrus Growers Forum

JoeReal · Posted: Thu 08 Jun, 2006 7:37 pm

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WIFE WANTED
Must know how to dig for worms,
hook bait, catch fish, clean fish, cook,
sew, brew coffee and mend fishing lines.
Must own a boat with motor.

Send pictures of boat with motor to:

Desperate Fisherman
123 Angler Lane
Emerald Bay, Alaska 54321
USA

This was one of those signs we saw at a lunch date today with my wife in an old-downtown wild wild west restaurant in Woodland. There was a big picture of 1,600 pound sturgeon caught by a fisherman in Fayette, Idaho and the picture of that fish caught my attention, and then the sign above it was noticed by my wife.

garnetmoth · Posted: Fri 09 Jun, 2006 12:00 am

thats awesome. I sew a bit, raise my own redworms, and need to polish up on fishing. Shocked

Patty_in_wisc · Posted: Fri 09 Jun, 2006 2:30 am

Ha Ha Garnet, you not only dig 'em up, but you raise them! Looks like you're hired!
Hey, I WANT A WIFE TOO ...someone to have dinner ready when I'm done working, do laundry, keep house clean & do errands & shopping.
That's a WIFE isn't it? LMAO
(that was a good one Joe..thanks for sharing)

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Westwood · Citruholic Joined: 31 Jan 2006 Posts: 454 Location: Oregon

Hey Joe thats funny took me 2 hrs to see the same sign in the lumber mills office when we where working out the deal for the mahogany .. this guy is in his 80s and his wife just 78 so i asked her if i could take a picture of my boat and post it ..

once posted took him until yesterday to see the picture LOL he was beet red and took it down so his wife wouldnt get mad .. she and i got him good LOL Tammy

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