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JoeReal
Site Admin
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 4726
Location: Davis, California

Posted: Tue 25 Nov, 2008 7:04 pm

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a Bad Attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of, to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep, was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"


Have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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Laaz
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Joined: 12 Nov 2005
Posts: 5682
Location: Dorchester County, South Carolina

Posted: Wed 26 Nov, 2008 9:44 pm

Didn't see your post Joe. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.

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greenZ
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Joined: 06 Nov 2007
Posts: 72
Location: NorCal

Posted: Thu 27 Nov, 2008 12:45 am

Sorry if this is a re-post.

Don't let you kids see this:


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bencelest
Citruholic
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Joined: 13 Nov 2005
Posts: 1595
Location: Salinas, California

Posted: Thu 27 Nov, 2008 11:54 am

Joe:
I sent this joke to all of my friends.
This is hilarious.
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